 Brian O'HalloranDante | Dante |
 Jeff AndersonRandal | Randal |
 Marilyn GhigliottiVeronica | Veronica |
 Lisa SpoonauerCaitlin | Caitlin |
 Jason MewesJay | Jay |
 Kevin SmithSilent Bob | Silent Bob |
 Scott MosierWilliam the Idiot Manchild / Angry Hockey-Playing Customer / Angry Mourner | William the Idiot Manchild / Angry Hockey-Playing Customer / Angry Mourner |
 Scott SchiaffoChewlie's Rep | Chewlie's Rep |
| AAl BerkowitzOld Man | Old Man |
 Walt FlanaganWoolen Cap Smoker / Egg Man / Offended Customer / Cat-Admiring Bitter Customer | Woolen Cap Smoker / Egg Man / Offended Customer / Cat-Admiring Bitter Customer |
| EEd HapstakSanford / Angry Mourner | Sanford / Angry Mourner |
| LLee Bendick#812 Wynarski | #812 Wynarski |
 David KleinHunting Cap Smoking Boy / Low I.Q. Video Customer / Hubcap Searching Customer / Angry Mourner / Angry Crowd at Door | Hunting Cap Smoking Boy / Low I.Q. Video Customer / Hubcap Searching Customer / Angry Mourner / Angry Crowd at Door |
| PPattijean CsikCoroner | Coroner |
| KKen ClarkAdminister of Fine / Orderly | Administer of Fine / Orderly |
| DDonna JeanneIndecisive Video Customer | Indecisive Video Customer |
| VVirginia SmithCaged Animal Masturbator | Caged Animal Masturbator |
| BBetsy BroussardDental School Video Customer | Dental School Video Customer |
| EErnest O'DonnellTrainer | Trainer |
| KKimberly LoughranAlyssa's Sister Heather | Alyssa's Sister Heather |
| GGary SternTabloid Reading Customer | Tabloid Reading Customer |
| JJoe BagnoleCat-Watching Customer | Cat-Watching Customer |
| JJohn Henry WestheadOlaf the Russian Metalhead | Olaf the Russian Metalhead |
| CChuck BickelStuck in Chips Can | Stuck in Chips Can |
| LLeslie HopeJay's Lady Friend / Angry Crowd at Door | Jay's Lady Friend / Angry Crowd at Door |
| CConnie O'Conner'Happy Scrappy' Mom | 'Happy Scrappy' Mom |
| VVincent PereiraHockey Goalie / Engagement Savvy Customer | Hockey Goalie / Engagement Savvy Customer |
| AAshley Pereira'Happy Scrappy' Kid | 'Happy Scrappy' Kid |
| EErix InfanteBed-Wetting Dad / Cold Coffee Lover | Bed-Wetting Dad / Cold Coffee Lover |
 Melissa CrawfordVideo Confusion / Candy Confusion Customer / Angry Crowd at Door | Video Confusion / Candy Confusion Customer / Angry Crowd at Door |
