 Michael CaineSidney Lipton / Doctor Hicklar | Sidney Lipton / Doctor Hicklar |
 Roger MooreGarald Bradley-Smith / Sir John Bevistock | Garald Bradley-Smith / Sir John Bevistock |
 Sally KirklandWillie | Willie |
 Lee PattersonDarrell Hyde | Darrell Hyde |
 Mark BurnsNigel Holden | Nigel Holden |
 Derren NesbittInspector Grosse | Inspector Grosse |
 Deborah LengFrancesca | Francesca |
 Christopher AdamsonDeath's Head | Death's Head |
 Steffanie PittDonna Dutch | Donna Dutch |
 Eddie YeohKorean Bidder | Korean Bidder |
| RRaymond JohnsonNigerian Bidder | Nigerian Bidder |
 Nadio FortuneItalian Bidder | Italian Bidder |
 Amir M. KorangyIranian Bidder | Iranian Bidder |
 Angus MacKayReverend Simkin | Reverend Simkin |
| RRobert McBainLawyer | Lawyer |
 John WoodnuttBank Manager | Bank Manager |
 John CleeseMan on the Beach in Barbados Who Looks Like John Cleese | Man on the Beach in Barbados Who Looks Like John Cleese |
 Jenny SeagroveHeath Club Receptionist and Girl with John Cleese | Heath Club Receptionist and Girl with John Cleese |
 Billy J. MitchellElmer, Tourist | Elmer, Tourist |
 Mildred ShayJolene, Tourist | Jolene, Tourist |
 Leslie LoweLovely Lady on Train | Lovely Lady on Train |
| TTony CaronWarder | Warder |
| DDrew MillarCabbie | Cabbie |
 Daniel CollTim | Tim |
| FFrancis DrakeRabbi Blum | Rabbi Blum |
| CCynthia MichaelisRabbi's Wife | Rabbi's Wife |
 Nicholas CourtneySir Hugh | Sir Hugh |
| BBarbara Dixon-LawAmy Hicklar | Amy Hicklar |
 Alexandra PiggCar Hire Girl | Car Hire Girl |
 Patsy KensitSick Lady on Train | Sick Lady on Train |
