A bright but acid-tongued young actress walks the viewer through the drudgeries of her privileged life in a series of clinical tableaux.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Rachel BrosnahanShandy Pickles | Shandy Pickles |
 Amy LyndonMom | Mom |
 Jeremiah BlakelyTodd | Todd |
| SStephanie ChicasPool Girl | Pool Girl |
| KKali CookPool Girl | Pool Girl |
 Bryan DechartTV Co-Star | TV Co-Star |
 Jesse EinsteinWho the F Is John | Who the F Is John |
 Ted FergusonHomeless Man | Homeless Man |
 Lou Ferrigno Jr.Beach Lover Boy | Beach Lover Boy |
 Raj JawaPool Boy | Pool Boy |
 Jennipher LewisMaid | Maid |
 Kailena MaiPool Girl | Pool Girl |