The sexy Bad Movie Police force hunts down a notorious distributor of cheapo movies and then try to locate his accomplice, Yolonda Squatpump, the creator of the horrible 1992 action movie CHICKBOXER (1992).
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Ariauna AlbrightSgt. Elke Mantooth | Sgt. Elke Mantooth |
| LLilith StabsLt. Drucilla Dread | Lt. Drucilla Dread |
| JJesse BeanOfficer Freeman | Officer Freeman |
 Jeff Dylan GrahamOfficer Holtz | Officer Holtz |
 Rick IrvinOfficer Chi Chi | Officer Chi Chi |
 J.R. BookwalterThe Chief (voice) | The Chief (voice) |
 Tanya DempseyJessica Mills | Jessica Mills |
 Michelle BauerChickboxer (archive footage) | Chickboxer (archive footage) |