In this prequel to ARGYLE JENKINS: MOOSE CATCHER, Argyle attends a bizarre academy for aspiring moose catchers, where only one will graduate.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| SSaskia GulumaArgyle Jenkins | Argyle Jenkins |
| CCarlo BaldwinJohnny Appleseed | Johnny Appleseed |
| OOwen CassidyMr. Benson | Mr. Benson |
| EEamon DonaghyGlip Glop | Glip Glop |
| DDevin BrownThe Devil | The Devil |
| KKatie BarrowsMiranda | Miranda |
| IIan LordWife/Crackhead | Wife/Crackhead |
| GGuthrie BarrettHusband | Husband |
| JJesse CortezGong Hitter | Gong Hitter |