Gemma is delighted to be recruited by the Serious Crimes Agency, but sadly they don't want Terry because of his criminal past.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Johnny VegasTerry | Terry |
| SSian GibsonGemma | Gemma |
 Sarah HadlandMonica | Monica |
 Sanjeev BhaskarGwyn | Gwyn |
 Shaun WilliamsonMr Martin | Mr Martin |
 Annette BadlandMargaret | Margaret |
 Simon DayMr Bradley | Mr Bradley |
 Jim HowickBernard | Bernard |
 Ben Bailey SmithDinger | Dinger |
| JJason LewisDante | Dante |
 Matthew KellyGregor | Gregor |
 Charlie HardwickUrsula | Ursula |
 Gemma JonesBrenda | Brenda |
 Harry PeacockSergeant Harvey | Sergeant Harvey |
 Dane WilliamsAlec | Alec |
 Jason CookBulldozer Driver | Bulldozer Driver |
 Vanessa FeltzHerself | Herself |