Two students calling themselves Carlos and Miguel arrive in Spain dressed as gunslingers to live out their dream of being in a spaghetti Western. At a cafe in a remote town they meet two Australian girls who have picked up a scruffy hitch-hiker and a would-be rapist dressed as a matador.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Rik MayallCarlos | Carlos |
 Peter RichardsonMiguel | Miguel |
 Adrian EdmondsonBilly | Billy |
 Dawn FrenchJackie | Jackie |
 Jennifer SaundersShona | Shona |
 Nigel PlanerPaul | Paul |
 Keith AllenMr Bastardos | Mr Bastardos |
 Christopher MalcolmCafe Owner | Cafe Owner |
 Daniel PeacockBarman | Barman |