After an eventful morning in the bathroom, Patrick's life is changed forever. Now he must go on a quest to recover a sacred artefact.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Mark TraceyPatrick Campbell | Patrick Campbell |
 Dominic ThompsonGeoff Williams | Geoff Williams |
 Geneviève LoweDavina Davenport | Davina Davenport |
| EEdward ThorpeMario | Mario |
| AAndy M MilliganRelic Joe | Relic Joe |
| HHugh BlackwoodCardinal Yentumi | Cardinal Yentumi |
| SSarah RorbachPolice Officer | Police Officer |
 Shane GrantSecurity Guard | Security Guard |
 Aimee GebhardSelfie Girl | Selfie Girl |
| SSam RedfieldVatican Guard | Vatican Guard |
| KKevon HSSir Savage | Sir Savage |
| JJenny NorthamTV Host | TV Host |
| GGary GrantItalian Chauffeur | Italian Chauffeur |
| AAnnabel GrantGirl on street | Girl on street |
| AAmanda GrantMum on Street | Mum on Street |
| EEleanor GrantMilly | Milly |
| KKerstin GrantDonna | Donna |
| BBenjamin SharrardJesus | Jesus |
| DDanny McCarthyThe Pope | The Pope |
 Mikolaj KacprzakAdditional Voices | Additional Voices |
| DDavid MehreBusker | Busker |