Created by French surrealist artist Roland Topor and director Henri Xhonneux, Telecat is a news show parody hosted by a tomcat named Groucha (who always had his arm in plaster) and an ostrich named Lola. It featured a variety of sentient objects and revolved around the idea that the real-life elementary particles known as gluons were “the souls of objects”.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 François JérosmeGrégoire de la Tour d'Ivoire (voice) | Grégoire de la Tour d'Ivoire (voice) |
 Jean-François DevauxGroucha (voice) | Groucha (voice) |
 Philippe DumatDurallô / Duramou / Brossedur / Albert le dictionnaire (voice) | Durallô / Duramou / Brossedur / Albert le dictionnaire (voice) |
 Maria LaboritLola (voice) | Lola (voice) |
 Valérie KlingMicmac / Sophie la cuillère / Raymonde la fourchette (voice) | Micmac / Sophie la cuillère / Raymonde la fourchette (voice) |