When their music teacher needs an expensive operation after being mugged, a group of precocious middle school students attempt to raise the money by selling fake military secrets to the KGB.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| DDanielle DuClosDenver Deck | Denver Deck |
 Jason KristoferErskine Eakleburg | Erskine Eakleburg |
| CCameron JohannHoggy Livingstone | Hoggy Livingstone |
 Devin RatrayOscar Opily | Oscar Opily |
| KKimble JoynerNewton Robinson | Newton Robinson |
 Marian SeldesMiss Maple | Miss Maple |
 Elya BaskinTimoshenko | Timoshenko |
| VVictor SteinbachThin Russian | Thin Russian |
 Leonard TermoKGB Chief (as Lenny Termo) | KGB Chief (as Lenny Termo) |
 Franklin CoverFBI Chief | FBI Chief |
 Michael C. MahonFBI Agent in Car | FBI Agent in Car |
 Sam CoppolaPrincipal | Principal |
| GGerald F. GoughFirst Russian General (as Gerald Francis Gough) | First Russian General (as Gerald Francis Gough) |
| JJohn Calvin DoyleCoy | Coy |
 Jonathan FaillaCarousel Ticket Taker | Carousel Ticket Taker |