A passionless Z-list celebrity gets in trouble with the BBC due to copyright infringement and becomes financially unstable.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| SSid WhiteChris Baker | Chris Baker |
| CCarley WattsEllie Finch | Ellie Finch |
| DDarren PotterFinn | Finn |
| MMark Ivan BenfieldDavid Shaw | David Shaw |
| RRobert Willy BaileyFrank Baker | Frank Baker |
 Jill GreenacreKathy - BBC Executive | Kathy - BBC Executive |
 Derek LyonsPeter - BBC Executive | Peter - BBC Executive |
| JJohn CarriganIan - BBC Executive | Ian - BBC Executive |
| YYusuf AlumBoy in Convention | Boy in Convention |
 Mike ShawEdward the Bastard | Edward the Bastard |
 Martin BallantyneJon Malkovich | Jon Malkovich |
| IIsobel HamiltonWife in Strip Club | Wife in Strip Club |