The Intercourse delivers some pizza to the archaeological team on planet Omega Beta Alpha Delta IV. Boner is reunited with his former lover Nancy Mooner, who appears different to the eyes of each other crew member.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 FarrahNurse Chapstick | Nurse Chapstick |
 Tina TylerNancy Mooner | Nancy Mooner |
| AAudra BlissT'Ping T'Pang T'Boom | T'Ping T'Pang T'Boom |
 ObsessionLt. UWhora | Lt. UWhora |
 Candy ApplesYeoman Gland | Yeoman Gland |
 Randy SpearsCapt. James Quirk | Capt. James Quirk |
 Mike HornerMr. Sperm | Mr. Sperm |
| CChristian SteelDunsel | Dunsel |
| CChris HandsomeNot listed | Not listed |
| RRex MundiNot listed | Not listed |
| HHarry PalmsNot listed | Not listed |
 Steve AustinDr. Bones McJoy | Dr. Bones McJoy |