An eight-year-old girl finds a way to bring her warrior comic book heroine Xanadu Hellfire from the future to the present. Xanadu's evil sister follows, and stuff gets crazy. Inspired by everything from Conan to Thor, Mad Max, and Clerks.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Macy MinearXanadu Hellfire | Xanadu Hellfire |
| EEiraina LadellRayna (The Green Witch) | Rayna (The Green Witch) |
 Matt KellyJim Haddonfield (Jimmy News) | Jim Haddonfield (Jimmy News) |
 Erin HoltJillian Morrissey | Jillian Morrissey |
 Nalini KrishanMs. Bronson | Ms. Bronson |
 Robyn StephensonTrisha | Trisha |
 Jordan MaldonadoMelaina | Melaina |
| EErica KauffmanValeria | Valeria |
 Libby WahlmeierSonja | Sonja |
 Aria SurrecRuby | Ruby |
 Ryon ThomasSteven | Steven |
 Arianna AmericaRaven Hellfire | Raven Hellfire |
| CChloe SligarBecky | Becky |
| DDan Charles LeeDennis | Dennis |
| AAmina HolmesSabina | Sabina |
| AAlan MaxsonKrull | Krull |
| TTravis WoodsCrackerjack | Crackerjack |
| CCaren AdorniKira | Kira |
 Maureen KedesShandra | Shandra |
| PPreston GantBloodsucka Jones | Bloodsucka Jones |
| MMaria CanapinoVanessa | Vanessa |
| AAndy CaubleHarley | Harley |
| BBruce GermanoSeth | Seth |
| MMonica Dell'AmoreMonica | Monica |
| JJustin ArmaoHot Tubs | Hot Tubs |
| MMaximillian BattertonMax | Max |
| EEric BergmanJerky Dude | Jerky Dude |
 Fernando Bojórquez-CantúPodo | Podo |
| RRiley ByrnesWitch Guard | Witch Guard |
| CChris ComstockRix | Rix |