When a small-town sheriff witnesses what he believes to be an attempted kidnapping, his effort to save the beautiful damsel in distress sets him down a wild path of comic mishap.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Larry the Cable GuyDeputy Larry Stalder | Deputy Larry Stalder |
 Ivana MiličevićMadeleine | Madeleine |
 Jenny McCarthyConnie | Connie |
 Yaphet KottoRicardo Bodi | Ricardo Bodi |
 Peter StormareArthur Grimsley | Arthur Grimsley |
 Eric RobertsWilford Duvall | Wilford Duvall |
 Joe MantegnaDr. Rondog 'Doc' Savage | Dr. Rondog 'Doc' Savage |
 Kurt NaebigMark Bedell | Mark Bedell |
 Richard BullSheriff Smoot | Sheriff Smoot |
| JJ. David MoellerElmer | Elmer |
 Will ClingerBo | Bo |
| OOmar DykesGus | Gus |
| RReno CollierTater | Tater |
 Dan WallerAgent Orange / MIB #1 | Agent Orange / MIB #1 |
 Rick LeFevourMIB #2 | MIB #2 |
 Joseph Luis CaballeroMIB #3 | MIB #3 |
 Sean BridgersNorm | Norm |
 Gerry BednobOmar | Omar |
 Claudia Michelle WallaceTSA Woman | TSA Woman |
| EEmir YonzonTSA Supervisor | TSA Supervisor |
| GGary TippettTSA Dog Handler | TSA Dog Handler |
 Jesse DabsonTSA Expert | TSA Expert |
| JJessica Grace OrrVibiana | Vibiana |
| MMichael CarnerYoung Boy | Young Boy |
 Gail RastorferMorgana | Morgana |
| LLynnette GazaLillian Grimoire | Lillian Grimoire |
 Angelina LyubomirovaPretty Secretary (uncredited) | Pretty Secretary (uncredited) |