On the eve of his wedding, a Manhattanite takes a whimsical look back at his formative years and sexuality.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Eric SchaefferWirey Spindell | Wirey Spindell |
 Eric MabiusWirey, age 17 | Wirey, age 17 |
 Callie ThorneTabitha | Tabitha |
 Samantha BuckSamantha | Samantha |
 Peggy GormleyWirey's Mom, Mature | Wirey's Mom, Mature |
 Gideon JacobsWirey, Age 10 (voice) | Wirey, Age 10 (voice) |
 Bryan CallenRobby, present day | Robby, present day |
 Michelle HurstArlene | Arlene |
| GGerry RosenthalMike Johnson | Mike Johnson |
 Erica BergsmedsHelena | Helena |
 Sara ZiffSarah | Sarah |
 Rutanya AldaCoach's Wife | Coach's Wife |
 Angela BullockTabitha's Girlfriend | Tabitha's Girlfriend |
 Irma St. PauleAngel Lady | Angel Lady |
 Mel RodriguezErnesto (as Melvin Rodriguez) | Ernesto (as Melvin Rodriguez) |
 Jim GaffiganAnnouncer #2 | Announcer #2 |
| JJohn C. HavensAnnouncer #1 | Announcer #1 |