A nerdy college student is pressured to help a jock write love letters to the campus beauty, even though the nerd is in love with her himself.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| LLouie BonannoFrancis | Francis |
 Tracey AdamsRoxanne Chandless | Roxanne Chandless |
 Jim AbeleCharles Conrad | Charles Conrad |
 Veronica HartTracy | Tracy |
| EEddie PrevotDuke | Duke |
| DDerrick R. RobertsCannon | Cannon |
 Philip CampanaroStinky | Stinky |
| MMichael HeintzmanDelbert | Delbert |
| DDouglas GibsonPledge #1 | Pledge #1 |
| EEdward R. MalliaPledge #2 | Pledge #2 |
| SSteven ShawPledge #3 | Pledge #3 |
| JJeanne MarieJanice | Janice |
| GGretchen KingsleyDebbie | Debbie |
| EEverett Sherman Jr.Dunken | Dunken |
 Thomas BelgreyRammer | Rammer |
| WW.P. DremakWaiter | Waiter |
| JJana KreisslWaitress | Waitress |
| LLauren StewartErin | Erin |
| AAndy NicholsCoach | Coach |
| AAndy NicholsCoach | Coach |
| HHarvey IrwinDean Ranscoff | Dean Ranscoff |
| FFrank ColeOfficer #1 | Officer #1 |
| FFrank MancusoOfficer #2 | Officer #2 |
| AAdam FriedPoliceman #1 | Policeman #1 |
| JJoseph Z. PritchardPoliceman #2 | Policeman #2 |
 Annie SprinkleHead Stripper | Head Stripper |
| NNina PretaStripper #2 | Stripper #2 |
 Jeanna FineStripper #3 | Stripper #3 |
| MMary HunterCheerleader | Cheerleader |
| JJanne DalenStewardess | Stewardess |