Jed, a New York cop, brings home the last Christmas turkey in the shop for his wife Sue. Unfortunately, they make a dramatic discovery whilst stuffing it - namely that it is not dead.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Ruby WaxSue | Sue |
 Paul BartelJim | Jim |
 Phil CornwellTurkey | Turkey |
 Jennifer SaundersNeighbour | Neighbour |
 Michael McShaneBernard Matthews | Bernard Matthews |
 Peter RichardsonJed | Jed |
 Gary BeadleBill | Bill |