In the Spring Break capital of White Sands, Florida, Sheriff Terry Moran outlaws the town's world famous ass contests to win the elderly vote in his campaign for Mayor - even though he is married to the town's former Ass Contest Queen, Doreen. Unhappy with how her husband is changing, Doreen breaks out of her bored drunk housewife existence to recapture her youth and to subvert her husband's campaign.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Matt WalshSheriff Terry Moran | Sheriff Terry Moran |
 Amy PoehlerDoreen Moran | Doreen Moran |
 Matt BesserRay | Ray |
 Ian RobertsStevie Flynn | Stevie Flynn |
 Jamie DenboWet T-shirt Girl | Wet T-shirt Girl |
 Jessica ChaffinNot listed | Not listed |
 Renee AlbertReading Circle #2 | Reading Circle #2 |
 Kate FlanneryReading Circle #4 | Reading Circle #4 |
 Shulie CowenWoman in Ice Cream Parlor | Woman in Ice Cream Parlor |