In this short film, produced as a tribute to New York City in the wake of 9/11, Kevin Smith polls New Yorkers on their attitudes towards his home state of New Jersey and finds them to be less-than-favorable... with one caveat.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Kevin SmithKevin | Kevin |
| JJohn WillyungGuy 1 | Guy 1 |
 Jennifer Schwalbach SmithGirl 1 | Girl 1 |
| JJohn LanderGuy 2 | Guy 2 |
 Joe QuesadaGuy 3 | Guy 3 |
 Amy NobleGirl 2 | Girl 2 |