Fracchia is desperate: he has to sell a house with at least five bathrooms within three days or his boss will fire him. Incredibly, he and his pal Filini manage to find the perfect house, a castle in Transylvania owned by some count Vlad... things get even worse when they meet the Count and his sister, who has a crush on Fracchia and decides to marry him!
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Paolo VillaggioGiandomenico Fracchia | Giandomenico Fracchia |
 Edmund PurdomCount Vlad | Count Vlad |
 Gigi RederRag. Filini | Rag. Filini |
 Ania PieroniContessina Oniria | Contessina Oniria |
| FFederica BrionStefania | Stefania |
 Giuseppe CedernaBoris | Boris |
 Zuzana MartinkováKatarina | Katarina |
 Andrea GneccoKaspar | Kaspar |
| FFilippo De GaraButler | Butler |
 Paul MüllerFracchia's boss | Fracchia's boss |
 Romano PuppoFrankenstein | Frankenstein |
 Isabella FerrariLuna | Luna |
 Lars BlochDoctor (uncredited) | Doctor (uncredited) |
 Antonio SpinnatoNosferatu (uncredited) | Nosferatu (uncredited) |
 Plinio FernandoNot listed | Not listed |