Ruby is having a bad day. If Ruby doesn't come up with $100,000 a crazy cop will rape and kill her. Mix in a rogue government agent stalking her, a crooked lawyer spending all her money, and she can't get her dead husband's ashes out of hock. To solve all her problems Ruby must find a wife beater named Dookie in order to satisfy his millionaire stripper wife. Will Ruby find Dookie before the crazy cop comes calling?
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| SSam BrownDookie Cannata | Dookie Cannata |
| ZZiggy CristopherB. A. Snutz | B. A. Snutz |
| MMaria FloresDelores Cannata | Delores Cannata |
| HHalie FoxRuby Soho | Ruby Soho |
| GGilbert GarzaAgent Kowalski | Agent Kowalski |
| IIronica LeighMarilyn Gruellix | Marilyn Gruellix |
| MMichael MamoAgent Fuller | Agent Fuller |
| JJohnny Nichols Jr.Detective Dane Knudsen | Detective Dane Knudsen |
| KKevin PopeFuneral Director | Funeral Director |
| GGuillermo SanJuanSupervisor Knotts | Supervisor Knotts |
| CCarter SmithClub Kid | Club Kid |
| AAj SpeckhardBartender | Bartender |
| VValerie StormGirlfriend | Girlfriend |