 Christian BrassingtonBoris Johnson | Boris Johnson |
 Jonny SweetDavid Cameron | David Cameron |
 Christopher LeveauxJames Delingpole | James Delingpole |
 Henry KellySelf (voice) | Self (voice) |
 Anthony Stewart HeadSelf – Narrator (voice) | Self – Narrator (voice) |
| NNeil SherlockSelf – Christ Church College, 1981-84 | Self – Christ Church College, 1981-84 |
 Radoslaw SikorskiSelf – Pembroke College, 1983-86 | Self – Pembroke College, 1983-86 |
 James DelingpoleSelf – Christ Church College, 1984-87 | Self – Christ Church College, 1984-87 |
 Frank LuntzSelf – Trinity College, 1984-87 | Self – Trinity College, 1984-87 |
 Toby YoungSelf – Brasenose College, 1983-86 | Self – Brasenose College, 1983-86 |
 Rachel JohnsonSelf – New College, 1984-88 | Self – New College, 1984-88 |
| RRalph Perry-RobinsonSelf – Oriel College, 1984-87 | Self – Oriel College, 1984-87 |
| FFrancesca FergusonSelf – Somerville College, 1985-88 | Self – Somerville College, 1985-88 |
| GGiles AndreaeSelf – Worcester College, 1985-88 | Self – Worcester College, 1985-88 |
| LLloyd EvansSelf – Balliol College, 1982-86 | Self – Balliol College, 1982-86 |
| HHugh AndersonSelf – Proprietor of The Hi-Lo Cafe | Self – Proprietor of The Hi-Lo Cafe |
| JJan AndersonSelf – Proprietor of The Hi-Lo Cafe | Self – Proprietor of The Hi-Lo Cafe |
 Michael CockerellSelf – Political Journalist | Self – Political Journalist |
| AAndrew GimsonSelf – Boris Johnson's Biographer | Self – Boris Johnson's Biographer |
| FFrancis ElliottSelf – David Cameron's Biographer | Self – David Cameron's Biographer |
| JJames HanningSelf – David Cameron's Biographer | Self – David Cameron's Biographer |
| NNick FraserSelf – Author, 'The Importance of Being Eton' | Self – Author, 'The Importance of Being Eton' |
