Two commuters -- likable salesman Joey (Jack Gindi) and working girl Linda (Judy Kuhn) -- dream of finding the perfect love but get stuck on a merry-go-round of hellish blind dates after taking advice from their best friends (Ian Kahn and Susie Essman). Gindi also takes on the writer and director roles in this jaded view of Cupid's aim as Joey's and Linda's romantic woes really begin once they meet. Artie Lange plays Joey's roving-handed co-worker.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| JJack GindiJoey Tunardo | Joey Tunardo |
 Susie EssmanCarla | Carla |
 Artie LangeNot listed | Not listed |
 Judy KuhnNot listed | Not listed |
 Doris BelackNot listed | Not listed |
| BBonnie RoseSecretary | Secretary |
 Jack BrewerNick | Nick |
 Ian KahnNot listed | Not listed |
 Scott WhitehurstHealth Club Manager | Health Club Manager |
 Catherine WolfMrs. Tunardo | Mrs. Tunardo |
| LLuan BexhetiBaseball Player | Baseball Player |
 Gary CowlingLarry | Larry |
| WWendi WinburnAerobics Instructor | Aerobics Instructor |
 George MorfogenNot listed | Not listed |
| JJarrett BrilliantBaseball Player | Baseball Player |
 Susan GraceMrs. LaRussa | Mrs. LaRussa |
| VVictoria SoyerRachel | Rachel |