Tony's been away for 25 Years. Now he's back and looking to put a team of faces together to do a job in Scotland.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 David O'HaraSelf | Self |
| AAG. LonghurstTony Hudson(as Tony Longhurst) | Tony Hudson(as Tony Longhurst) |
 John AltmanJohn Altman | John Altman |
 Frank BrunoSelf | Self |
| JJames OsborneJimmy(as James Osburne) | Jimmy(as James Osburne) |
 John AlfordSelf | Self |
| RRobert WaltersRob | Rob |
 English FrankSelf | Self |
| CCass PennantLenny | Lenny |
 Robert PuttBob: Goalkeeping Coach | Bob: Goalkeeping Coach |
 Billy MurrayThe Producer | The Producer |
 Michael McKellSelf | Self |
| TTerry MarshSelf | Self |
 Ralf LittleSelf | Self |
 Linda LusardiGloria | Gloria |
 Joe EganSelf | Self |
 Calum BestSelf | Self |
| JJonny BlairSelf | Self |
| JJeff BrazierSelf | Self |
| GGeorge ParrisSelf | Self |
| PPaul NipperCoach | Coach |
| MMickey ThomasSelf | Self |
| AAlex ReidSelf | Self |
| BBobby PettaSelf | Self |
| FFrank MacavenieSelf | Self |
 Frank LebœufSelf | Self |
| DDavid JohnstonSelf | Self |
 Aisleyne Horgan-WallaceAisleyne | Aisleyne |
| JJimmy CarterSelf | Self |
 Lee CharlesSelf | Self |