Northern comedy greats, Jimmy Jewel and Ben Warriss, decide to enlist in the army. Their singing sergeant-major, the Irish tenor Josef Locke, misappropriates the mess funds. When he picks on Jewel and Warriss, the duo’s comic routines come thick and fast.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jimmy JewelJimmy B. Jervis | Jimmy B. Jervis |
| BBen WarrissBen Watts | Ben Watts |
| JJosef LockeSgt. Locke | Sgt. Locke |
 Ian FlemingColonel | Colonel |
| EEva EacottDaisybell | Daisybell |
| KKitty BluettMaid | Maid |
| AAnthony OakleySgt. Kirk | Sgt. Kirk |
| AAnthony PendrellCapt. Derek Whitfield | Capt. Derek Whitfield |
| SShirley QuentinPvt. Kennedy | Pvt. Kennedy |
| TTerry RandallCpl. Joan Watts | Cpl. Joan Watts |