A down-on-his-luck expatriate returns to Northern Ireland after many years away. Upon arrival he is struck by the prosperity and throngs of tourists he sees. Filled with optimism and with the help of some public funding administered through a local businessman, he embarks on becoming a tour guide.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| SSteve AgnewJohnny Cairns | Johnny Cairns |
| LLaura ThompsonNot listed | Not listed |
| KKaren KinghanAndrea | Andrea |
| RRob WilsonJim | Jim |
| SSarah TennysonNot listed | Not listed |
| PPaul MoneDavid | David |
| SSarah WilliamsonNot listed | Not listed |
 Jonathan HardenCar Seller | Car Seller |
 Lucy McConnellVulnerable Woman | Vulnerable Woman |
| EElaine PurdueNot listed | Not listed |
 Mario McEnteeDrunk Lad | Drunk Lad |
| CConor ShieldsNot listed | Not listed |
| YYolanda ReyesNot listed | Not listed |