Three down-on their luck graduates struggling to find their place in Glasgow become embroiled into a shape-shifting alien conspiracy to take over the job market and destroy Scotland.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| DDanny McAllenBill | Bill |
| SStan RossPete | Pete |
| RRuben RossRonnie | Ronnie |
| MMatthew Crawford RussellAlexander | Alexander |
 Annabel LoganAlien Lieutenant Nyah | Alien Lieutenant Nyah |
 Paddy KondrackiCone Head | Cone Head |
| MMark DallasAlien Liege Dazinger | Alien Liege Dazinger |
| SStephen BuchananManager | Manager |
 Nathan McQuaidRab | Rab |
 Gordon MillarJoe the Barman | Joe the Barman |
| BBelle JonesInterviewer | Interviewer |
| MMartha LeishmanMrs Knox | Mrs Knox |
 Ian PlunkettPolice Officer | Police Officer |
 Dylan AntscherlAlien | Alien |