Five graduating high school seniors with no prospects decide to make an outrageous comedy movie in the hopes of getting famous and escaping their depressing town.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Anabelle AcostaKelly Acevedo | Kelly Acevedo |
 Brando BoniverBoris | Boris |
 Courtney S. BunburyRicky | Ricky |
 Kevin CsolakRyan Price | Ryan Price |
 John DeLucaJeff | Jeff |
 Edward GelbinovichLeonard | Leonard |
| JJoe HansardMr. Martusek | Mr. Martusek |
| AArthur MeyerDank | Dank |
| SStevie SteelSarah | Sarah |
 Michael Charles RomanSmitty | Smitty |
 Steven HinkleFranklin | Franklin |
 Joe HansardMr. Matuzek | Mr. Matuzek |