Sailor Albert gets a message from the Navy saying he can't marry for certain unexplained legal reasons. Everyone, including his domineering mother-in-law to be, jumps to the conclusion that there must be another woman involved.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Dennis PriceLt. Cmdr Hardcastle | Lt. Cmdr Hardcastle |
 Liz FraserDaphne Pink | Daphne Pink |
 Irene HandlEdie Hornett | Edie Hornett |
 Vera DayShirley Hornett | Shirley Hornett |
| FFrankie HowerdChurch Organist | Church Organist |
 Marjorie RhodesEmma Hornett | Emma Hornett |
 Cyril SmithHenry Hornett | Henry Hornett |
 John MeillonAlbert Tufnell | Albert Tufnell |
 Graham StarkCarnoustie Bligh | Carnoustie Bligh |
 Miriam KarlinMrs. Lack | Mrs. Lack |
 Arthur HowardVicar | Vicar |
 Bobby HowesDrunk | Drunk |
 Renée HoustonMrs. Mottram | Mrs. Mottram |
| DDiane AubreyBarmaid | Barmaid |
 Jerry VernoCab driver | Cab driver |
 Tom GillPhotographer | Photographer |
 William MervynShip's Captain | Ship's Captain |
| DDavid RendallLieutenant | Lieutenant |
 Marianne StoneWaiting room woman | Waiting room woman |
 Brian ReeceSolicitor | Solicitor |
 Harry LockeTicket Collector | Ticket Collector |