A ticket-taker at the local cinema believes he is the son of God. He has agreed to decide the eternal fate of everyone he comes in to contact with.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Andrew J. WestWalter | Walter |
 Justin KirkGreg | Greg |
 Virginia MadsenKaren | Karen |
 William H. MacyDr. Corman | Dr. Corman |
 Milo VentimigliaVince | Vince |
 Neve CampbellAllie | Allie |
 Leven RambinKendall | Kendall |
 Peter FacinelliJim | Jim |
 Jim GaffiganCorey | Corey |
 Brian J. WhiteDarren | Darren |
 Bryson PittsWedding Attendee | Wedding Attendee |
 Paul BlackwellPolice Officer | Police Officer |