The stripper Tony and the naive enthusiast Anthony, two entertainers, destined for the big time, who are mismatched in a casting office from two very different online contests.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| JJeffrey A. JohnsAnthony | Anthony |
 Joe AbrahamBradley | Bradley |
 Rena StroberRita | Rita |
 Adam HussTony | Tony |
 Lee MeriwetherEthel | Ethel |
| BBlake PeyrotLee | Lee |
 Rebekah KochanGina | Gina |
 Harrison WhiteKelsey | Kelsey |
 Chita RiveraBroadway Diva | Broadway Diva |
 Cindy WilliamsRosie | Rosie |
 Bruce VilanchChef | Chef |
| PPatricia RichardsonDelores D'Amboise | Delores D'Amboise |
 Sally StruthersLucy | Lucy |
 Ed AsnerJefferson | Jefferson |
| SSeth RudetskyMr. Nelson | Mr. Nelson |
 Leanza CornettFantine | Fantine |
| JJared NorthNot listed | Not listed |
| SScott CullenNot listed | Not listed |
 Derek OcampoNot listed | Not listed |
 Sean SamuelsNot listed | Not listed |
 Will SterlingNot listed | Not listed |
| BBrad SimanskiNot listed | Not listed |
| GGeorge SepaNot listed | Not listed |
| TThe Naked CowboyNot listed | Not listed |
| NNick AdamsNot listed | Not listed |
 Joe Manuel Gallegos Jr.Not listed | Not listed |
 Joe ContiNot listed | Not listed |
| TTravis Andre RossNot listed | Not listed |
 Kit DeZoltNot listed | Not listed |
 Eric Allen SmithNot listed | Not listed |