 Burt WardSt. Dick Murphy | St. Dick Murphy |
 Linnea QuigleyKathleen | Kathleen |
 Tracy DaliChristy | Christy |
 Richard GabaiJerry | Jerry |
| KKent BurdenTheo | Theo |
 Jeff BowserZoomer | Zoomer |
| TTricia Stewart-ShiuTheresa | Theresa |
| KKarynmarie DePalmaMelanie | Melanie |
 Maureen LaVetteMrs. Murphy | Mrs. Murphy |
| LLarissa CollinsSister Romona | Sister Romona |
| JJames R. SweeneyBishop Haughness | Bishop Haughness |
 Michelle BauerMiss Bush | Miss Bush |
 Johnathon GormanLeonard Klappner | Leonard Klappner |
| CCatherine McGuinnessSister Felicia | Sister Felicia |
| SSpridle EspondaPregnant Nun | Pregnant Nun |
 Christopher DempseyDerek | Derek |
 Leslie Mann"Squiggle" Girl | "Squiggle" Girl |
| RRajnish BabakanThe Checks - Guitar, Vocals | The Checks - Guitar, Vocals |
| MMarc SilverbergThe Checks - Bass, Vocals | The Checks - Bass, Vocals |
| CCasey FlemingThe Checks - Drums, Vocals | The Checks - Drums, Vocals |
| RRebecca SuillenThe Academy's Blessed "Virgins" | The Academy's Blessed "Virgins" |
| CChristina HarkeyThe Academy's Blessed "Virgins" | The Academy's Blessed "Virgins" |
| JJamie PetersonThe Academy's Blessed "Virgins" | The Academy's Blessed "Virgins" |
| MMelodee LubmanThe Academy's Blessed "Virgins" | The Academy's Blessed "Virgins" |
| SStella CherryThe Academy's Blessed "Virgins" | The Academy's Blessed "Virgins" |
| TTamara MarshThe Academy's Blessed "Virgins" | The Academy's Blessed "Virgins" |
| PPam HerbertThe Academy's Blessed "Virgins" | The Academy's Blessed "Virgins" |
| AAndrea CusimanoThe Academy's Blessed "Virgins" | The Academy's Blessed "Virgins" |
| LLorna WolfThe Academy's Blessed "Virgins" | The Academy's Blessed "Virgins" |
| DDanielle MistakThe Academy's Blessed "Virgins" | The Academy's Blessed "Virgins" |
