Eddie Hayes goes to a dating service and finds all the girls in L.A. are making up who they are, so he does the same.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Luana AndersMr. Glerman | Mr. Glerman |
 William WoffEddie Hayes | Eddie Hayes |
 Lu LeonardVideo Dating Operator | Video Dating Operator |
 Winifred FreedmanPeggy | Peggy |
| JJudy BalduzziGlenda German | Glenda German |
| NNat BernsteinCarl | Carl |
| JJames Hoyt KelleySam | Sam |
 Alison ArngrimTrixie | Trixie |
| DDonna RupertTracy | Tracy |
 Jake SteinfeldSparky | Sparky |
 Tim RyanNot listed | Not listed |
| BBill EvashwickMan on Couch | Man on Couch |