 Dani ThompsonMiss Dani Teeze / Paula Valentine / Sandy / Jen / Nieves | Miss Dani Teeze / Paula Valentine / Sandy / Jen / Nieves |
 Amber Doig-ThorneKaz | Kaz |
 Ayvianna SnowMabel | Mabel |
 Annabella RichJackie (segment "Striptease Massacre XX") | Jackie (segment "Striptease Massacre XX") |
 Dean KilbeyDodgy Dan | Dodgy Dan |
 Phelim KellyBar Tender (segment "The Gory Hole") | Bar Tender (segment "The Gory Hole") |
| MMelissa ToddVampire #3 / Stripper #2 | Vampire #3 / Stripper #2 |
 Mark CollierDetective Lenzi | Detective Lenzi |
 William MarshallCommando (segment "Invasion of Studio 69") | Commando (segment "Invasion of Studio 69") |
 John R. WalkerPeter Sommers | Peter Sommers |
 Andrew EliasThe Beast (segment "The Beast of No-Mans Land") | The Beast (segment "The Beast of No-Mans Land") |
| DDavid GelminiIsaac Kinski (segment "Ninja in the Heart of the Vampire") | Isaac Kinski (segment "Ninja in the Heart of the Vampire") |
 Andrea SandellThe Zombie Nun / Nunja | The Zombie Nun / Nunja |
 Tony MardonProfessor Daniels | Professor Daniels |
| SSarah RorbachIris Looker (segment "The Revenge Of Jake Flamingo") | Iris Looker (segment "The Revenge Of Jake Flamingo") |
 Martin W. PayneThe Proprietor | The Proprietor |
 Michael FaustiMr. Peacock / Captain Sinclair | Mr. Peacock / Captain Sinclair |
| JJulian GammThe Silent Photographer | The Silent Photographer |
 Chris MillsJackie Alternate (segment "Striptease Massacre XX") | Jackie Alternate (segment "Striptease Massacre XX") |
| CCate McQueenDominatrix | Dominatrix |
 Kemal YildirimChalky (segment "The Beast of No-Mans Land") | Chalky (segment "The Beast of No-Mans Land") |
| RRebecca MurphyBenny's Mistress | Benny's Mistress |
 Alexander ChurchyardCastrated Zombie | Castrated Zombie |
| BBryan Gillson(voice) | (voice) |
| PPhilip Andrew RogersBenny Southpaw / Rubbish Ninja | Benny Southpaw / Rubbish Ninja |
| CChristopher WalkerPervy Punter (segment "Striptease Massacre XX") | Pervy Punter (segment "Striptease Massacre XX") |
| CCheryl NeveVampire #2 / Stripper #1 | Vampire #2 / Stripper #1 |
| MMartin RenneyScared Customer | Scared Customer |
| PPeter MahoneyThe Crucifier / Punter #1 | The Crucifier / Punter #1 |
 Cy HentyDetective Bava / Neil Smalls / General Arbuthnot | Detective Bava / Neil Smalls / General Arbuthnot |
