 Dani ThompsonPaula Valentine / Rose / Miss Dani Teeze / Suzanna Diamond | Paula Valentine / Rose / Miss Dani Teeze / Suzanna Diamond |
 Martin W. PayneThe Proprietor | The Proprietor |
 Laurence R. HarveyVic Vorley / Chode the Toad / Major Tinto | Vic Vorley / Chode the Toad / Major Tinto |
| SStella ParisStripper (segment "Mary Whitehouse, You're a...") | Stripper (segment "Mary Whitehouse, You're a...") |
 Ayvianna SnowIlsa Lall / Eyeball Victim | Ilsa Lall / Eyeball Victim |
 Charlie BondBiscuit / Mary Whitehouse | Biscuit / Mary Whitehouse |
 Georgina DugdaleLemora Lachrymose (segment "These Burnt Children") | Lemora Lachrymose (segment "These Burnt Children") |
 Pauline PeartThe Curator #2 (segment "Video Dungeon") | The Curator #2 (segment "Video Dungeon") |
| AAndrew SpoonerVoiceover (segment "Witchfinder Actual 3D Trailer") | Voiceover (segment "Witchfinder Actual 3D Trailer") |
 Annabella RichIvy (segment "The Red Lipped Moon") | Ivy (segment "The Red Lipped Moon") |
| PPeter TilleyWalter (segment "Video Dungeon") | Walter (segment "Video Dungeon") |
| RRami HilmiEggbert Humphries (segment "Egghead") | Eggbert Humphries (segment "Egghead") |
 Chris MillsKarl Carpenter (segment "The Red Lipped Moon") | Karl Carpenter (segment "The Red Lipped Moon") |
| SSingh LallThe Curator #1 (segment "Video Dungeon") | The Curator #1 (segment "Video Dungeon") |
 Andrew EliasCaptain Cavani / The Curator #6 | Captain Cavani / The Curator #6 |
 Roe HavenDyanne Thorne (segment "Vergessen") | Dyanne Thorne (segment "Vergessen") |
 Faith ElizabethWitch (segment "Witchfinder Actual 3D Trailer") | Witch (segment "Witchfinder Actual 3D Trailer") |
 James Hamer-MortonMark Lawrence (segment "Mary Whitehouse, You're a...") | Mark Lawrence (segment "Mary Whitehouse, You're a...") |
| CChristopher WalkerChode's Victim (segment "Mary Whitehouse, You're a...") | Chode's Victim (segment "Mary Whitehouse, You're a...") |
 Alexander ChurchyardJared / Man at the Bar / Striptease Killer (voice) | Jared / Man at the Bar / Striptease Killer (voice) |
| CCheryl NeveStartled Customer #2 (segment "Video Dungeon") | Startled Customer #2 (segment "Video Dungeon") |
 Andrea SandellThe Nun / Woman at the Bar | The Nun / Woman at the Bar |
 Kemal YildirimMiddle Aged John (segment "Vergessen") | Middle Aged John (segment "Vergessen") |
 Tony MardonMr Daniels (segment "Video Dungeon") | Mr Daniels (segment "Video Dungeon") |
 Cy HentyRon Bayliss (segment "These Burnt Children") | Ron Bayliss (segment "These Burnt Children") |
| JJulian GammStartled Customer #1 (segment "Video Dungeon") | Startled Customer #1 (segment "Video Dungeon") |
| TTroy OelkeVoiceover (segment "Don't Sit on his Face Trailer") | Voiceover (segment "Don't Sit on his Face Trailer") |
| PPhilip Andrew RogersBenny Southpaw / Customer #7 | Benny Southpaw / Customer #7 |
 Michael FaustiThe Operative (segment "Vergessen") | The Operative (segment "Vergessen") |
| TTess GustardMrs. Lawrence (segment "Mary Whitehouse, You're a...") | Mrs. Lawrence (segment "Mary Whitehouse, You're a...") |
