A policewoman and her partner must stop a green-haired prison escapee intent on ruining the commissioner's wedding.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Elizabeth KaitanCandy | Candy |
 Julia PartonMalathian | Malathian |
 Jayne HamilMiss Thelma Louise Devonshire | Miss Thelma Louise Devonshire |
 John Henry RichardsonThe Commissioner | The Commissioner |
 Rebecca Rocheford DaviesSamantha | Samantha |
 Steve MateoAnvil | Anvil |
 Chad GabbertIrwin | Irwin |
| MMelanie NobleBlanche | Blanche |
 Karen KnottsMavis | Mavis |
| TTimothy GuestReverend Fletcher | Reverend Fletcher |
 Honey LaurenTiffany Berkowitz | Tiffany Berkowitz |
| RRobin SheridanScabia | Scabia |
| VVeronica CarothersAmber | Amber |
| EEdith SchatzMiss Century | Miss Century |
| MMark RichardsonSlash | Slash |
| AAllie RayeIrwin's Date | Irwin's Date |
| MMichael CogsBar Owner | Bar Owner |
| AAldo JulianoSlimy Dude | Slimy Dude |
 Deborah DutchBar Hooker | Bar Hooker |
| JJoe McDavidBar Janitor | Bar Janitor |
| BBoyd JeffreyPolice Officer | Police Officer |
| SSarah JuneHooker #1 | Hooker #1 |
| RRosa KoikeHooker #2 | Hooker #2 |
| MMark ShermanBar Thief | Bar Thief |
| MMandy HarveyPrisoner | Prisoner |