A jaded lawyer wastes an afternoon trying to figure out if a dim-witted government employee has ever used a photocopier. All the dialogue in this short comes from an actual deposition filed with the Supreme Court of Ohio.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 John EnnisLawyer | Lawyer |
 Michael McCaffertyWitness | Witness |
| NNathan Graham SmithDefense Lawyer | Defense Lawyer |
 Emily Maya MillsStenographer | Stenographer |