While thumbing through old comic books in his parents' attic, 30-year old Rich Hall remembers that the Junior Seed Sales Club of America still owes him a basketball from when he was eight. Rich then sets out on a journey across America to claim his prize, only to find that there's not much America left out there anymore.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Rich HallNot listed | Not listed |
 Harry AndersonDog Owner | Dog Owner |
 Wilt ChamberlainHimself | Himself |
 Kyle PettyHimself | Himself |
 Steven KampmannTroy Miller | Troy Miller |