Taj Mahal Badalandabad leaves Coolidge College behind for the halls of Camford University in England, where he looks to continue his education, and teach an uptight student how to make the most out of her academic career.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Kal PennTaj Mahal Badalandabad | Taj Mahal Badalandabad |
 Daniel PercivalPip | Pip |
 Lauren CohanCharlotte | Charlotte |
 Glen BarrySeamus | Seamus |
 Anthony CozensGethin | Gethin |
 Steven RathmanSimon | Simon |
 Jonathan CecilProvost Cunningham | Provost Cunningham |
 Holly DavidsonSadie | Sadie |
 Roger HammondCamford Dean | Camford Dean |
 Kulvinder GhirTaj's Father | Taj's Father |
| BBeth SteelPenelope | Penelope |
 William de CoverlyRoger | Roger |
| TTom DaveyPercy | Percy |
 Shobu KapoorTaj's Mother | Taj's Mother |
 Trevor BaxterSir Wilfred Owen | Sir Wilfred Owen |
 Christopher RobbieOld Bearded Man | Old Bearded Man |
| CCornelia PavloviciCharlotte's Mother | Charlotte's Mother |
 Rupert FrazerCharlotte's Father | Charlotte's Father |
| AAshly Margaret RaeIrish Woman | Irish Woman |
| MMaria Elena FloreaBeautiful Coed | Beautiful Coed |
| OOlivia ScottGorgeous Woman on Plane | Gorgeous Woman on Plane |