In this cult film, Azure St. Clair, a neurotic vampiress who is deathly allergic to blood, must protect her only source of food, the VAMPIE (a vampire pie), from a dark vampiric order that wants to use the powers of this deadly pie to revive the dead and enslave the world.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| MMing BallardAzure St. Clair | Azure St. Clair |
| TTom PatrickFather Jack | Father Jack |
| MMaya MerkerGrace | Grace |
 Raymond TrickittMammon | Mammon |
 Eric StrongTippy | Tippy |
 Mickey FaerchWanda | Wanda |
| TTim DaxMad Dog | Mad Dog |
| LLara Wickman McCarthyThe Seraphim (as Lara Butler) | The Seraphim (as Lara Butler) |
| BBud GallowayDrunk Dude | Drunk Dude |
| DDavid PolkEvil Priest | Evil Priest |
| DDennis James AndersonPope Theodore III | Pope Theodore III |
| SSophie MazzaroLudmilla | Ludmilla |
| PPhil AslaksenNunchuck-wielding Priest Assassin | Nunchuck-wielding Priest Assassin |
 Steven D. SnyderSherlock | Sherlock |
| MMelissa TracyMom | Mom |
| JJosh DeLozierJulian | Julian |
| DDiane KawasakiSister Immaculata | Sister Immaculata |