Everyone is chasing a little wooden dog. Old and young, they all think it contains an elixir of life. Miranda, a manic cosmetics tycoon, thinks it's worth millions. A mob of old folk led by a pair of deranged doctors is convinced it contains the secret of eternal youth.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| WWilliam BrandtBilly | Billy |
 Alison BruceAugusta | Augusta |
 David LetchWayne | Wayne |
| JJune BishopDoris | Doris |
 Noel ApplebyBarry | Barry |
| JJudith GibsonMiranda | Miranda |
| DDorothy HurtEunice | Eunice |
| LLewis MartinMonty | Monty |
| JJoan ReidMarjorie | Marjorie |
| NNell WeatherlyBeverly | Beverly |
 Belinda WaymouthLaura | Laura |