A fashionable contemporary art gallerist in Chelsea, New York falls for a brooding new music composer in this comic satire of the state of contemporary art.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Adam GoldbergAdrian Jacobs | Adrian Jacobs |
 Marley SheltonMadeleine Gray | Madeleine Gray |
 Eion BaileyJosh Jacobs | Josh Jacobs |
 Lucy PunchThe Clarinet | The Clarinet |
 Vinnie JonesRay Barko | Ray Barko |
 Zak OrthPorter Canby | Porter Canby |
 Svetlana EfremovaRussian Singer | Russian Singer |