 D. C. DouglasThe Narrator / The Navy Suit | The Narrator / The Navy Suit |
| HHoward AlonzoLeroy | Leroy |
 Devin McGinnBubba | Bubba |
| SSheldon AndersonAttorney / Thugged Out | Attorney / Thugged Out |
| NNickie BryarJesus Christ (That Darn Jesus) | Jesus Christ (That Darn Jesus) |
 Parvesh CheenaSammy / Baliff | Sammy / Baliff |
| MMaría CostaNewsreporter | Newsreporter |
 Affion CrockettThe Black Suit / B-Dogg / Arguing Man / Man In Love | The Black Suit / B-Dogg / Arguing Man / Man In Love |
| GG. Ja Nee' DavisChoir Leader #1 | Choir Leader #1 |
 Dean EdwardsSerious Black Man | Serious Black Man |
 Jesse ErwinDog-Dogg / Fireman / Englishman / Real Gay Man / Billy Blanders / Whitey Anglin / Terrorist | Dog-Dogg / Fireman / Englishman / Real Gay Man / Billy Blanders / Whitey Anglin / Terrorist |
| CCarlos FerroJoseph | Joseph |
 Robert HaysDr. Anderson | Dr. Anderson |
 Jill Marie JonesCourt Reporter | Court Reporter |
 Brian MaillardFolk Singer | Folk Singer |
 Gino MontesinosVito | Vito |
 Charlie MurphyVarious | Various |
| BBen MurrayMr. Blanders | Mr. Blanders |
| JJoan MurrayMrs. Blanders / British Girl / Superhero / Clueless White Woman | Mrs. Blanders / British Girl / Superhero / Clueless White Woman |
 Rick NajeraBeta Max | Beta Max |
 Radhaa NiliaMiss Marilyn | Miss Marilyn |
 Randall ParkThe Sick Man / Asian Father | The Sick Man / Asian Father |
 Paige PetersonWhite Singer | White Singer |
 Amy RiderTina / Unsatisfied Wife / Victim Woman / Asian Daughter | Tina / Unsatisfied Wife / Victim Woman / Asian Daughter |
 Rachel RobinsonMary | Mary |
| MMarcus Smith IIIBoxer / Cop / Stud | Boxer / Cop / Stud |
 Nefetari SpencerLashuanda Murray / The Slapper | Lashuanda Murray / The Slapper |
 Donal Thoms-CappelloThe Gray Suit, Soldier #2 | The Gray Suit, Soldier #2 |
| EElizabeth TobiasNancy Steefass / My Last Nerve | Nancy Steefass / My Last Nerve |
| TTony WilkinsChoir Leader #2 | Choir Leader #2 |
