A mockumentary about five arrogant overpaid homophobic racist ex-Manchester United players who had the chance to become heroes in 2010 - and failed spectacularly.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Jack DonnellyOlly Hunter | Olly Hunter |
 Ryan PopeDanny Keegan | Danny Keegan |
| MMatthew AveryKwasi 'Modo' Amoako | Kwasi 'Modo' Amoako |
 Amy Beth HayesBeth Amoako | Beth Amoako |
| JJonathan BrokeKurt 'Kurtzie' Kurtz | Kurt 'Kurtzie' Kurtz |
 James RastallStevo Fallis | Stevo Fallis |
 Freya ParkerShiv Fallis | Shiv Fallis |
| AAnouska MondBella Davis | Bella Davis |
| AArina IiArina Hunter | Arina Hunter |
| GGrace BishopGertie Kurtz | Gertie Kurtz |
| SSushil ChudasamaNiki | Niki |
 Robert PortalRt Hon David Anthony | Rt Hon David Anthony |
 Dana HaqjooFarhad 'Frank' Farougi | Farhad 'Frank' Farougi |
| JJoe MellingerFootball Commentator #1 | Football Commentator #1 |
 James Hamer-MortonFootball Commentator #2 | Football Commentator #2 |