Who are the UK Council Lads? They're a bunch of horny young fuckers, filled with testosterone and longing for some stiff boy-cock up their straight, virgin assholes. Three lads sit on a sofa watching straight porn and playing with their pricks; their attention soon shifts from the film to each other. Another young lad goes back to his friend's flat under the pretence of shagging a bird. Little does he know what's about to happen! Two lads are chatting about their shagging birds last weekend, when they tease each other about the size of their cocks, and more is in store! Pissed off that the bailiffs have taken their TV, two rough-assed boys decide to entertain themselves with a porno mag.
| Actor | Role |
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 Alec SteeleNot listed | Not listed |
 C.J. JacksNot listed | Not listed |
 Damien DukeNot listed | Not listed |
| RRob PetersNot listed | Not listed |
 John GadsbyNot listed | Not listed |
 Max DuvalNot listed | Not listed |
 Marek ZamoyskeNot listed | Not listed |
 Mikale BradshawNot listed | Not listed |
 Paul ShayneNot listed | Not listed |
 Scott DaviesNot listed | Not listed |