When longtime friends Joey Fortone and Lenny Kaminski get together, the race is on to get one up on the other. Their fantasies abound and their results lag far behind.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Dan CorteseJoey Fortone | Joey Fortone |
 Jonathan SilvermanLenny Kaminski | Lenny Kaminski |
 Allison SmithRhonda Glick | Rhonda Glick |
 Mariangela PinoEdith | Edith |
 Monte MarkhamLester Glick | Lester Glick |
 Kathleen FreemanRhondas Grandma | Rhondas Grandma |
 Susan WaltersCindy One | Cindy One |
 Shannon SturgesCindy Four | Cindy Four |
 Kristin DattiloAngel | Angel |
 Pamela AdlonTracy | Tracy |