 Jonathan MeadesHimself - Presenter / Various Characters | Himself - Presenter / Various Characters |
 Christopher BigginsQuiz Master / Lop Ears/ Various | Quiz Master / Lop Ears/ Various |
 Michael Fenton StevensTaxi Driver | Taxi Driver |
 Matthew AshfordeBullfighter / Mad Hater / Bouncer | Bullfighter / Mad Hater / Bouncer |
 Katharine PageOld Alice | Old Alice |
| MMalcolm McNeillBlind Man / Neanderthal | Blind Man / Neanderthal |
| NNicola MorrisGame Show Assistant | Game Show Assistant |
| TTara FlanaganNun #1 | Nun #1 |
| CChloe BillingtonNun #2 / Nymph | Nun #2 / Nymph |
| LLucy TonesNun #3 | Nun #3 |
| CChris NewlandCrucified Rabbit / Jeweller | Crucified Rabbit / Jeweller |
| AAlan DenmanSalvador Dali | Salvador Dali |
| SSimon MulliganOrange Pianist | Orange Pianist |
| GGraham MillarBlue Faced Man | Blue Faced Man |
| CCoral MeadesYoung Alice | Young Alice |
| TTarek FaragPresident Mobutu | President Mobutu |
| SSonia FarrugiaMargaret Thatcher | Margaret Thatcher |
| LLenny FowlerGeneral De Gaulle | General De Gaulle |
| JJanet CookGame Show Contestant | Game Show Contestant |
| DDavid CookGame Show Contestant | Game Show Contestant |
| CChristian AdamsThor | Thor |
 Peter ClarkeMale Nun | Male Nun |
| SSylvia BradburyLady in Deckchair | Lady in Deckchair |
| PPat DubuissonLady in Deckchair | Lady in Deckchair |
| RRosemary BaileyLady in Deckchair | Lady in Deckchair |
| BBetty KendrewLady in Church | Lady in Church |
| LLinda CollierLady in Church | Lady in Church |
| EEileen LeightonLady in Church | Lady in Church |
| CCandida GubbinsVoiceover Artist | Voiceover Artist |
| LLawrence KennedyVoiceover Artist (voice) | Voiceover Artist (voice) |