First part of an abandoned trilogy. Although it was filmed in 2000, it was not released until writer Adam DeCoster uploaded it to YouTube from a friend's digitized copy in 2013. For years, it was muted due to music copyright issues, but was finally reuploaded in 2025.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Kevin CorriganDennis | Dennis |
 David KrumholtzGetty | Getty |
 Louis C.K.Clint | Clint |
 Suzy NakamuraSandy | Sandy |
 Damian YoungBarry | Barry |
 Angus T. JonesTaylor | Taylor |
| SScott KingRonald | Ronald |
 Caroline AaronVirginia | Virginia |
 Joey SlotnickWes | Wes |
 Jason AndrewsE.J. | E.J. |
 Bruce BohneBrett | Brett |
 Evan ArnoldBrian | Brian |
 Nick OffermanNick | Nick |
 Jon GlaserRalph | Ralph |
| KKatya LidskyKatya | Katya |
 Diana Maria RivaMarie | Marie |
| PPatricia ScanlonPenny | Penny |
 James 'Kimo' WillsPete | Pete |