Gutted after a breakup, Ella joins a dating program; "ResusciDATE: Bringing love back to life." Orchestrated by an overly enthusiastic Matchmaker, Ella is met with a range of CandiDATES, from bad to worse. As rejection piles up, Ella spirals down a path of self-confrontation, unsure if she is capable of love at all.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Ella BucklerElla / Ella Jean | Ella / Ella Jean |
 Mallory AmiraultMatchmaker | Matchmaker |
 Warner WarnertonMan with Fish / iPad Kid / Husband | Man with Fish / iPad Kid / Husband |
| MMal HumeniukHoroscope Witch | Horoscope Witch |
| SSherry Anne CroweMilf | Milf |
| JJuliana BrazeauHypersexual | Hypersexual |
| SSierra CunninghamCrazy Cat Lesbian | Crazy Cat Lesbian |
| MMyles RobichaudJesus | Jesus |
| KKiera MelansonWife | Wife |
| EEmma JollyThe Heart | The Heart |
 Robert J. FinbowOther Matchmaker (voice) | Other Matchmaker (voice) |
| AAl NewlingResusciDATE Spokesperson (voice) | ResusciDATE Spokesperson (voice) |