Our All-Star cast includes LGBT favorites & mainstream primetimers. Willam Belli of nip/tuck, & Another Gay Sequel, Lindsay Hollister & Marshall Cook comprise our bumbling cops. Reno 911's Cathy Shim, Noah's Arc titular Darryl Stephens, Logo's Bachelorette Calpernia Addams, celesbian fave Jill Bennett, & Deal or No Deal's #25 Hayley Marie Norman all add to the comedy with a cameo by Criminal Minds' Kirsten Vangsness.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Willam BelliOfficer Mac | Officer Mac |
 Lindsay HollisterOfficer Margie | Officer Margie |
 Marshall CookOfficer Drew | Officer Drew |
 Darryl StephensConrad the Pimp | Conrad the Pimp |
 Jill BennettBrenda the Hooker | Brenda the Hooker |
 Cathy ShimSue Lynn Woo | Sue Lynn Woo |
 Hayley Marie NormanHooker with a heart of gold | Hooker with a heart of gold |
 Miss Coco PeruCoco Peru | Coco Peru |
 Kirsten VangsnessTV News Reporter | TV News Reporter |
| LLouis IacovielloCrying Man | Crying Man |
| CCalpernia AddamsHooker w/o a heart of gold | Hooker w/o a heart of gold |
| JJoe PeracchioCamera Guy | Camera Guy |